Good morning!
Morning!
Azumanga Daioh
It's Azumanga!
Child High School Student
Whoa! Look at the time!
What the? What happened here?
Oh, what is the deal with this?!
Shoot! I'm late! I'm late!
Miss Yukari, what's the matter?
Oh, I can't believe this! This is so irritating!
If I'm late on the first day of the new school year,
that vice principal's gonna give me a good long earful again.
Miss Yukari.
"Miss Tanizaki, how many times have you been late now?"
"Keep this up and you'll never set a good example for the students."
"They're at a very impressionable age, after all."
Impressionable, my ass. It's so ridiculous. Unbelievable!
Miss Yukari!
Oh, man, it's pissing me off just remembering it!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Argh!
Miss Yukari...
Miss Yukari, you're going to break it!
What's your problem?! Trying to mess with me, huh?!
Take that and that! And that and that!
Come on, Miss Yukari! Miss Yukari!
Oh, the chain just came off.
This'll be easy to fix.
I'm so lucky.
If I'm with a teacher, they won't be so hard on me for being late.
Hey, Miss Yukari, today's...
My bike!
I made it.
Damn that friggin' chain! I'll get you for this!
Good morning!
Hi, everyone!
Yukari Tanizaki
Okay, I'm Tanizaki, the homeroom teacher for Class 3.
If there's anything you don't understand, just ask me!
Excuse me, Miss Tanizaki...
Oh, no, no. Not that.
My three sizes are a se-c-ret.
But it's not because I don't have a good figure and I'm embarrassed to say.
I don't mean to brag, but my measurements are pretty amazing.
Oh, please, look at what you made me say!
You bold boy!
No, well, your class is next door.
This is Class 4.
Tomo Takino
Tomo
Koyomi Mizuhara
Yomi
Sakaki-san
Miss Sakaki
Kaorin
Okay, starting today, I'm the homeroom teacher for Class 3.
My name's Tanizaki. Nice to meet you.
Ow, that hurts!
Oh, right.
Moving right along, let me introduce a transfer student.
This is Chiyo Mihama.
Chiyo Mihama
Chiyo-chan
I'm Chiyo Mihama.
Nice to meet you.
Chiyo-chan is ten years old,
but she's been admitted to high school because she's very gifted.
Please don't pick on her, just because she's smart for a brat.
Chiyo-chan, hang in there!
We'll be rooting for you!
Thank you.
Let's cook together, let's cook together.
Now, now, let's see what we've made.
There, it's done!
Let's cook together, let's cook together.
Now, now, let's see what we've made.
There, it's done!
But this isn't cooking at all, is it?
She's a Prodigy
Chihiro
Yes, that's right.
Oh, Chiyo-chan, already getting help from her?
Technically
an English teacher
Oh, good! Fine! Fantastic!
If there's anything you don't understand, don't hesitate to ask any of the other students, okay?
I won't!
The truth is...
The truth is, I was the one getting help!
Am I stupid?
But we are classmates, so...
Okay, time for lunch.
Don't cry, don't cry.
Chiyo-chan, let's have lunch together!
Oh, okay.
We had school lunches in elementary school,
so it's sort of fun to be bringing lunch to school.
Really?
But it's tough to get up early to make lunch.
What?!
She makes her own lunch?!
Before, I only got to bring lunch for sports fests and nature walks.
And it looks pretty good too!
What is she, Miss Perfect Superwoman?
There, the Double Bridge.
Wow, you're good at everything.
I bet there's nothing you're not good at.
That's not true, there are some things.
Let's see...
Oh! I'm bad at tongue twisters.
Tongue twisters?
I'll give it a try.
Bus gas bast gus, bus gas blast gut, gas blast gut gut...
Oh, darn it, she's just so cute!
If you didn't do your homework, raise your hand!
That's it! You're not getting away with it today!
All right, come up to the front!
You better do your homework from now on!
Yes, Sir.
Uh, well...
I was a little careless and...
I was planning on doing it, but...
I forgot.
Let's cook together, let's cook together.
Now, now, let's see what we've made.
There, it's done!
Let's cook together, let's cook together.
Now, now, let's see what we've made.
There, it's done!
This time, it was a success!
Now, let's all eat togeth...
Oh, you can't eat it yet!
Scary Maybe?
Excuse me.
Day Duty
Did you turn in the questionnaire on your career preferences?
Oh, sorry. Wait a minute, okay?
Okay.
I'm collecting the questionnaire on your career preferences.
Here. Thanks.
That leaves...
Excuse me...
Excuse me, I'm collecting the career preference sheets.
Okay, thank you.
She seems kind of scary.
Career Preference Questionnaire #1 Preference: Veterinarian #2 Preference: Flower Shopkeeper
Veterinarian... Flower Shopkeeper...
"Stuffed Animal Shopkeeper?"
Maybe she's a nice person.
Hey, hey, Miss Sakaki's so cool, don't you think?
Yup, yup, she's the best!
She's way better than most of the boys around here!
Yeah, I know! And I love how she's a woman of few words!
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Just now, just now, I thought...
I thought I saw something really cute...
Bye-bye!
Miss Sakaki.
Miss Sakaki, do you belong to any clubs?
No, I don't.
So, I belong to the Astronomy Club and...
Astronomy Club?
Yes.
We do research on stars, talk about space,
and go out to look at the stars.
If you'd like, would you also...
Would I also?
Oh, no!
If you're not interested in that sort of thing, it's okay, really!
Please just forget that I said anything!
Goodbye!
I wish she'd invited me.
A cat...
Miss Sakaki.
What happened to your hand?
Oh, this.
I wonder if he was in a bad mood?
I wonder if she got into a fight?
I'm pretty sure it was around here.
It's the cat from this morning!
Oh, he's coming! He's coming towards me!
He looks like he's in a good mood this time.
I'm Tomo Takino!
Being energetic is the one thing I'm better at than anybody else!
The wildcat high school girl!
Good morning, everyone!
Yukari-chan's already here!
Which means, I'm late?! Oh, shoot!
As punishment for being late, I'll go stand out in the hallway!
I don't really care, you know.
Wildcat Tomo-chan!
I've been wanting to give this a try.
In this day and age, you rarely get sent out to stand in the hallway.
All right, I'm gonna set a record or something and surprise everyone!
5 Minutes Later
Piece of cake, piece of cake.
10 Minutes Later
Not yet, not yet.
15 Minutes Later
Here it comes, here it comes!
Now, it's starting to feel like a punishment!
20 Minutes Later
Not gonna lose!
Hey, you there, you're doing pretty good!
Yo, what's your name?
Oh, you got me!
Damn it, just you remember this!
There's water everywhere!
Oh, no! Floor cloth! Towel! Anything!
Someone bring me something!
Oh, Miss Yukari, help me!
Sheesh, she's so noisy.
Ta-da!
Challenging Chiyo-chan in schoolwork!
I don't think that'll be possible.
Okay, Chiyo-chan, do you know the answer?
Well, no, I don't.
Me!
Okay, Miss Takino.
I don't know, either!
Chiyo-chan, that means we're tied. Yay.
All right! Lunch! Today, it's bread! I'll have bread!
Well, I'm gonna go buy bread!
Get me one too!
Me too!
Gotcha!
She sure is dependable when it comes to things like this.
I know what you mean.
Goal!
You bought them already?
That was really fast.
So, what was my time?
I wasn't timing you.
Ta-da!
Challenging Series, Part 2!
Challenging Miss Sakaki in P.E.!
What's this about a series?
You and me, 100 meter race, Miss Sakaki!
Go for it, Miss Sakaki!
Please do your best!
All right, here we go.
Why?
Challenging Miss Sakaki?
But Miss Sakaki is really athletic, isn't she?
Could Tomo-chan have some secret plan or trick for winning?
No, I don't think she has anything.
Get set! Ready!
Hold it!
Miss Sakaki, your breasts are eight centimeters bigger than mine,
so step back eight centimeters!
What's with that?! That's playing dirty!
Eight centimeters...
Okay, here we go for real now!
Ready! Set!
Go!
Oh, Tomo-chan's taken the lead!
It's just a matter of time.
Damn it, I'm not gonna lose!
Goal! Miss Sakaki wins!
Miss Sakaki!
Miss Sakaki, you were amazing!
Here you go.
Thanks.
Are you all right?
A crushing defeat.
Runner up!
I didn't lose! I'm the runner up!
Run-ner up!
Okay. I get it, so let's go back.
Runner up!
Enough!
Then, number two!
Moron!
The Osakan Gal
Well, we're actually getting a new transfer student today.
What?! Again?!
How old is this one?!
The newest addition to our forces is an Osakan.
I had a bit of a hard time getting her, though.
An Osakan?!
Tsutenkaku
Takoyaki
Culinary Capital
When you think of Osaka...
You profittin' there?
It's comin' along.
It's a rival!
She's probably equipped with some incredible comebacks!
Yomi, take a dig at me and say, "Why the heck?"
What?
Come on!
Why the heck?
You think I should make a huge show of it like that when I respond?
Why the heck?
Ayumu Kasuga
Well then, now that we've cleaned up all the desks,
I'll introduce you to her.
Miss Kasuga.
Okay, introduce yourself.
Yes, Ma'am.
Ayumu Kasuga
My name is Ayumu Kasuga and I am from Osaka.
Nice to meet you.
No, no.
You don't have to be so considerate and speak in standard Japanese.
You can just say, "Darn pleased ta meetcha!"
But, even in Osaka, I...
Go on.
Darn pleased ta meetcha...
Is it true that people in Osaka
cross streets even when the light is red?
Well, I dunno. I don't.
I don't like bustlin' places that much.
You don't seem too much like an Osakan.
I was imagining a more rowdy kind of person.
It's not like all Osakans are rowdy.
Imposter!
Imposter? I'm an imposter?
You say I'm an imposter, but...
Okay, then show me your lunch!
It'll be crystal clear, once we take a look at it!
An Osakan's lunch should have takoyaki in it.
What? But...
Just because I'm from Osaka, it doesn't mean...
What?!
Why the heck?
All right!
"I was too busy to complete the work."
People often told me back in Osaka that I was spaced out.
This "too" adjective to "something" has a negative implication.
That you were unable to do a task because you were too "something".
But...
I'm thinkin' I should take this transfer
Get it together
as an opportunity to get it together.
Get it together. Get it together.
Miss Kasuga.
Get it together.
Miss Kasuga!
Miss Kasuga, were you listening?
Oh, no.
Sheesh, get it together.
Okay, Mr. Ohyama.
Yes, ma'am.
Get it together. Get it together. Get it together.
Oh, it's time already.
Teacher's done for the day.
Well, adios!
It's finally over.
I'll get it together startin' tomorrow.
Get it together. Get it together.
Osaka! Osaka!
Say, Osaka, do okonomiyaki meals really exist?
Huh? Osaka?
Yeah, yeah, Kansai people sure are strange,
eating rice with their okonomiyaki.
Do you do that at home too, Osaka?
Osaka? You mean, me?
Yeah, it's your nickname.
Osaka, because you're from Osaka.
What?
Just like that?
Did you all hear me?! Miss Kasuga's going to be Osaka from now on!
What?!
Oh, sure.
Okay!
Yes, I understand.
Roger that!
There you have it, it's set. You're Osaka!
Well, I look forward to having you as a classmate!
Before I knew it, my nickname ended up bein' Osaka.
It's like, wah.
Ayumu Kasuga
Osaka
Next
Azumanga Daioh
This is "Azumanga Daioh (Great King Azumanga)," right?
[ Daiou = Great King ]
What's this all of a sudden?
So, where's Prince Azumanga?
The prince is the king's kid, right?
Then, would it be the show that was airing before we came along?
Wouldn't it be the one after?
It's weird to be calling it Great King to begin with anyway.
I know! The culprit is right here with us.
What do you mean, "culprit"?
This preview is Prince Azumanga!